1 00:00:08,520 --> 00:00:11,700 I'm going down south. I'm going to have my little time. 2 00:00:12,180 --> 00:00:13,420 Friendly faces everywhere. 3 00:00:13,820 --> 00:00:15,180 Humble folks without temptation. 4 00:00:15,560 --> 00:00:18,320 I'm going down south. I don't need my world to hide. 5 00:00:18,600 --> 00:00:22,060 And we're purging day and night. People spouting hot and pepper. 6 00:00:22,280 --> 00:00:24,960 And on up south, I'm going to see if I can't unwind. 7 00:00:25,460 --> 00:00:31,520 Come on down south out there and meet some friends of mine. 8 00:00:44,460 --> 00:00:45,339 What's that? 9 00:00:45,340 --> 00:00:48,980 An all -new sushi restaurant just opened in town. Try their lunch specials. 10 00:00:49,160 --> 00:00:51,460 Thanks. You can count on Postman Butters. 11 00:00:54,180 --> 00:00:55,420 Special delivery, ma 'am. 12 00:00:55,680 --> 00:00:58,220 Here you are, sir. Brand -new sushi restaurant in town. 13 00:00:58,600 --> 00:01:00,660 A flyer for you from Postman Butters. 14 00:01:05,920 --> 00:01:08,240 Welcome to Shitty Walk. Can I take an auto -prix? 15 00:01:08,800 --> 00:01:09,798 Hello, sir. 16 00:01:09,800 --> 00:01:12,140 Postman Butters here with a special delivery for you. 17 00:01:12,480 --> 00:01:13,640 What are you talking about? 18 00:01:14,060 --> 00:01:17,080 It's a coupon for a brand new Asian restaurant that just opened up in town. 19 00:01:17,460 --> 00:01:18,419 A what? 20 00:01:18,420 --> 00:01:19,420 Let me see that. 21 00:01:20,480 --> 00:01:22,300 Oh, no, a sushi place? 22 00:01:22,860 --> 00:01:27,120 How come every time a hard -working Chinese man opened a business, some 23 00:01:27,120 --> 00:01:29,540 Japanese dog had to come and try to invade him? 24 00:01:29,980 --> 00:01:33,960 Uh, I don't know. I'm just being paid to hand out flyers. Where is this Japanese 25 00:01:33,960 --> 00:01:34,960 a tyrant bull? 26 00:01:35,020 --> 00:01:36,560 How far from my city walk? 27 00:01:36,820 --> 00:01:38,160 You mean there's a sushi restaurant? 28 00:01:38,400 --> 00:01:39,400 It's right over there. 29 00:01:39,520 --> 00:01:40,520 What? What? 30 00:01:51,280 --> 00:01:54,220 Welcome to Shitty Sushi. Can I take a order, please? 31 00:01:54,660 --> 00:01:58,660 What's the big idea of putting your Shitty Sushi right next to my Shitty 32 00:01:58,960 --> 00:02:01,840 I'm sorry, I do not understand your accent. 33 00:02:02,060 --> 00:02:03,720 You want a Shitty Tuna Roll? 34 00:02:04,080 --> 00:02:08,300 No, I don't want Shitty Tuna Roll. I want you to go find another Shitty Town 35 00:02:08,300 --> 00:02:09,600 open your Shitty Sushi, please. 36 00:02:10,020 --> 00:02:12,380 Why don't you please just speak English? 37 00:02:12,660 --> 00:02:14,420 Maybe I can understand you. 38 00:02:14,700 --> 00:02:19,400 I am speaking English. Why don't you speak a fucking English, you sober 39 00:02:19,400 --> 00:02:21,640 fuck? Get out or I call police! 40 00:02:22,180 --> 00:02:24,640 Come on, kid. You don't want to eat this shitty sushi. 41 00:02:24,880 --> 00:02:25,900 It'll give you worms. 42 00:02:26,600 --> 00:02:29,660 Better than a shitty Kung Pao chicken made from a cat! 43 00:02:39,300 --> 00:02:42,120 Hello? Sir, does this mailman belong to you? 44 00:02:42,560 --> 00:02:44,480 That's my son. Is there a problem, officer? 45 00:02:44,720 --> 00:02:48,680 There's been an Asian turf war, sir, and your son appears to have caused it. 46 00:02:48,780 --> 00:02:52,870 What? An Asian turf war, Butters! You are grounded! 47 00:02:53,290 --> 00:02:56,030 But, sir, I was just handing out goodbyes for the... Don't talk back to 48 00:02:56,310 --> 00:03:00,350 We'll send a bill for the damages, but in the meantime, please keep a closer 49 00:03:00,350 --> 00:03:01,350 on your child, sir. 50 00:03:02,650 --> 00:03:04,050 Go up to your room, now! 51 00:03:04,690 --> 00:03:05,690 What's going on? 52 00:03:05,950 --> 00:03:07,710 Butters started an Asian turf war. 53 00:03:08,010 --> 00:03:09,690 Oh, for the love of Pete! 54 00:03:09,950 --> 00:03:11,690 What is wrong with that boy? 55 00:03:11,970 --> 00:03:16,050 I don't know, but it's clear it isn't our parenting. We're awesome. He must 56 00:03:16,050 --> 00:03:17,050 mental problems. 57 00:03:17,440 --> 00:03:19,400 I think we better have him checked out, Linda. 58 00:03:25,700 --> 00:03:26,700 Well, 59 00:03:27,300 --> 00:03:28,300 Dr. Janice? 60 00:03:28,340 --> 00:03:29,980 I'm afraid I have some bad news. 61 00:03:30,220 --> 00:03:33,440 Your son is suffering from multiple personality disorder. 62 00:03:34,020 --> 00:03:39,400 What? There are several distinct personalities going on in there. One is 63 00:03:39,400 --> 00:03:43,080 Postman Butters, and yet another is Fireman Butters. 64 00:03:43,480 --> 00:03:47,000 And then there's even Inspector Butters and a Professor Chaos. 65 00:03:47,400 --> 00:03:48,400 Oh, my God! 66 00:03:48,800 --> 00:03:52,840 From what I gather, he seems to mostly jump in and out of personalities when 67 00:03:52,840 --> 00:03:53,860 he's outside playing. 68 00:03:54,520 --> 00:03:57,120 Sometimes he's a cowboy, and other times he's an Indian. 69 00:03:57,440 --> 00:03:59,800 And the two seem to be at constant odds. 70 00:04:00,100 --> 00:04:01,320 Oh, poor Butters! 71 00:04:02,420 --> 00:04:04,900 Doctor, what can we do? Should we ground him? 72 00:04:05,120 --> 00:04:08,040 No, I don't think grounding him would do much good at this point. 73 00:04:08,700 --> 00:04:12,740 What your son needs now is lots of tender, loving medication. 74 00:04:13,420 --> 00:04:14,420 Heavy medication. 75 00:04:15,120 --> 00:04:19,660 Tom, a brand new sushi place has opened in South Park, adding to our booming 76 00:04:19,660 --> 00:04:20,660 Asian district. 77 00:04:20,720 --> 00:04:24,380 With the addition of the new Chinese restaurant, townspeople are officially 78 00:04:24,380 --> 00:04:27,380 naming this whole Chinatown area Little Tokyo. 79 00:04:29,340 --> 00:04:30,620 What the fuck? 80 00:04:32,320 --> 00:04:33,760 You see what happened? 81 00:04:34,040 --> 00:04:38,140 I told you not to come in here! Now everyone in town speak a Chinese and a 82 00:04:38,140 --> 00:04:39,780 Japanese and the same fucking thing! 83 00:04:40,320 --> 00:04:43,200 I don't even know what the fuck you are saying! 84 00:04:43,440 --> 00:04:45,340 A -poo -poo -poo -poo -poo -poo -poo! 85 00:04:45,640 --> 00:04:47,080 Ah, you Japanese wasted! 86 00:04:52,520 --> 00:04:54,980 Steven! Steven, come quick! It's sputtered! 87 00:04:56,160 --> 00:04:57,160 Look! 88 00:04:57,620 --> 00:04:58,620 Help! Help! 89 00:04:59,260 --> 00:05:03,400 Breaker 1 -9! Breaker 1 -9! It's clean clear at the flag town! Looks like we 90 00:05:03,400 --> 00:05:04,400 ourselves a cone! 91 00:05:11,180 --> 00:05:12,580 The medication isn't working. 92 00:05:13,180 --> 00:05:16,880 Can't forget, buddy. You got a smoky on your tail, but Big Rick Butters is here 93 00:05:16,880 --> 00:05:17,880 to help. 94 00:05:18,700 --> 00:05:19,920 Butters! Butters! 95 00:05:20,520 --> 00:05:21,520 Butters! 96 00:05:22,180 --> 00:05:23,180 Hey, Dad. 97 00:05:23,980 --> 00:05:24,980 You're back. 98 00:05:25,140 --> 00:05:26,420 You're back. He's back. 99 00:05:27,280 --> 00:05:29,380 I love you, son. 100 00:05:29,740 --> 00:05:31,020 I love you, too, Dad. 101 00:05:31,360 --> 00:05:33,880 You're going to be okay, Butters. Do you hear me? 102 00:05:34,320 --> 00:05:35,940 You are going to be okay! 103 00:05:40,360 --> 00:05:42,940 Get out! I told you not to come in here! 104 00:05:43,360 --> 00:05:46,280 Okay, well, just hold a minute, hold a minute. I'll come in a piece. 105 00:05:46,740 --> 00:05:48,020 I don't believe you! 106 00:05:48,460 --> 00:05:49,520 Come on, look. 107 00:05:50,240 --> 00:05:53,540 All this fighting is just so serious, you know? 108 00:05:54,280 --> 00:05:57,020 Chinese and Japanese been fighting for so long. 109 00:05:57,420 --> 00:05:58,420 It's ridiculous. 110 00:05:59,480 --> 00:06:02,040 What we need is to have a Tweety. 111 00:06:02,840 --> 00:06:04,320 What is a Tweety? 112 00:06:04,660 --> 00:06:06,120 No, no, we need a Tweety. 113 00:06:06,340 --> 00:06:07,360 A Tweety? 114 00:06:07,580 --> 00:06:09,420 No, not a Tweety, a Tweety! 115 00:06:09,980 --> 00:06:11,280 Oh, you mean a tweedy? 116 00:06:12,020 --> 00:06:16,620 What the fuck is a tweedy? No, no, a tweedy. A tweedy? 117 00:06:17,940 --> 00:06:22,420 Look, look. All these racist people thinking that a Chinese and a Japanese 118 00:06:22,420 --> 00:06:23,399 the same, right? 119 00:06:23,400 --> 00:06:28,940 So you and me, we put on a big assembly for all the kids at the school, and then 120 00:06:28,940 --> 00:06:30,720 everyone understand the cultural difference. 121 00:06:31,140 --> 00:06:35,540 You know, so they know fried rice isn't from Japan and teriyaki isn't from 122 00:06:35,540 --> 00:06:36,540 China. 123 00:06:36,560 --> 00:06:37,720 Teriyaki isn't from China? 124 00:06:38,220 --> 00:06:40,340 No teriyaki, not from a fucking China. 125 00:06:40,900 --> 00:06:44,060 Very well. I will do assembly with you. 126 00:06:44,300 --> 00:06:45,640 Oh, really? Oh, great. 127 00:06:46,380 --> 00:06:48,840 Okay, I'll meet you tomorrow and we can go over a plan. 128 00:06:50,400 --> 00:06:55,540 And when you get to that assembly, you're going to get big surprises, 129 00:06:55,540 --> 00:06:56,540 dog. 130 00:06:58,520 --> 00:07:02,700 Butters, when you were playing in the yard yesterday, do you remember becoming 131 00:07:02,700 --> 00:07:05,440 someone named Big Rig Butters? 132 00:07:06,380 --> 00:07:11,040 Yeah. What makes Big Rig Butters come out? Did somebody hurt him? 133 00:07:11,340 --> 00:07:13,960 Did he do something bad he can't forgive himself for? 134 00:07:14,380 --> 00:07:16,640 Uh, no. He's pretty much just a truck driver. 135 00:07:17,020 --> 00:07:20,160 You don't know. But maybe somebody else in there does. 136 00:07:20,520 --> 00:07:25,120 Do you think it would be possible for me to speak with Inspector Butters? 137 00:07:25,780 --> 00:07:26,780 Sure. 138 00:07:27,280 --> 00:07:30,660 I'm now speaking to the person known as Inspector Butters. 139 00:07:31,240 --> 00:07:33,040 Inspector Butters is on the case. 140 00:07:33,400 --> 00:07:34,400 This is fun. 141 00:07:35,220 --> 00:07:36,240 Inspector Butters. 142 00:07:36,920 --> 00:07:38,100 What do you want? 143 00:07:38,860 --> 00:07:41,440 Uh, to solve mysteries. 144 00:07:42,160 --> 00:07:47,440 And is there someone else living with you? Someone named Professor Chaos? 145 00:07:48,180 --> 00:07:51,460 Oh, well, sure. He's the bringer of destruction and evil. 146 00:07:52,220 --> 00:07:53,360 He's a bad man. 147 00:07:53,680 --> 00:07:58,100 He doesn't like Butters, does he? Does Professor Chaos want to murder Butters? 148 00:07:58,560 --> 00:07:59,900 What? Why would I do that? 149 00:08:00,160 --> 00:08:01,500 Who am I speaking to now? 150 00:08:02,060 --> 00:08:03,240 Me, Butters. 151 00:08:03,920 --> 00:08:05,300 Ah, Butters, you're back. 152 00:08:06,710 --> 00:08:07,870 Sir, I'm confused. 153 00:08:08,410 --> 00:08:09,410 I know you are. 154 00:08:09,710 --> 00:08:14,670 This is going to sound scary, pal, but you have people living inside your head. 155 00:08:15,570 --> 00:08:17,490 And some of them want to murder you. 156 00:08:18,550 --> 00:08:22,090 Really? Yes, I'm afraid you're a little sick. But it's okay. 157 00:08:22,690 --> 00:08:24,590 Because together we're going to get you well. 158 00:08:24,850 --> 00:08:28,630 Don't listen to Dr. Janice. He's a mean old man and a big silly grown -up. 159 00:08:29,910 --> 00:08:30,909 Pardon me? 160 00:08:30,910 --> 00:08:33,590 He's just a big old stick in the mud who doesn't like to play. 161 00:08:34,110 --> 00:08:35,169 Don't mind him, Butters. 162 00:08:35,530 --> 00:08:38,850 Billy's a pretty messed up kid. He was molested by his uncle, you see. 163 00:08:39,070 --> 00:08:41,390 Dr. Janus isn't going to be alive for long. 164 00:08:41,650 --> 00:08:42,890 I'm going to kill him! 165 00:08:43,210 --> 00:08:45,650 Now, what are the things that make you happy, Butters? 166 00:08:48,710 --> 00:08:51,530 What's the matter, Butters? Are you still with us? Is one of your other 167 00:08:51,530 --> 00:08:52,850 personalities trying to take over? 168 00:08:53,260 --> 00:08:56,800 Let's play Battleship, all hands on the poop deck! Your soul will bleed for 169 00:08:56,800 --> 00:09:00,220 eternity! You don't even know what sexy is, Mr. Harrison. 170 00:09:00,480 --> 00:09:05,220 That big, bright freshness lasts right through it! The horned toad says we 171 00:09:05,220 --> 00:09:06,220 should go to Mexico. 172 00:09:10,380 --> 00:09:12,880 What are you feeling, Butters? Are you nervous about your condition? 173 00:09:14,480 --> 00:09:15,480 Yes! 174 00:09:21,980 --> 00:09:23,270 This... It's Butters. 175 00:09:23,530 --> 00:09:28,070 It's Wednesday night at 9 p .m. From what I understand, there are people 176 00:09:28,070 --> 00:09:32,690 inside my head, and they want to kill me. It must be true, because now every 177 00:09:32,690 --> 00:09:37,010 night I wet the bed. So tonight, I'm going to leave the camera on to see what 178 00:09:37,010 --> 00:09:38,510 exactly I become while I am sleeping. 179 00:09:38,930 --> 00:09:41,670 Oh, man, this is freaky, like that movie Paranormal. 180 00:09:41,930 --> 00:09:43,110 Oh, good night for now. 181 00:09:44,330 --> 00:09:45,370 Good night, Butters. 182 00:09:46,010 --> 00:09:47,010 Good night, Butters. 183 00:09:47,630 --> 00:09:50,410 Hmm. All right, I guess I'm going to fast forward. 184 00:10:05,670 --> 00:10:06,670 Do you hear this? 185 00:10:33,640 --> 00:10:36,700 Okay, kids, today we have a special assembly, okay? 186 00:10:37,000 --> 00:10:41,220 We're going to learn about the diversity of Asian people. 187 00:10:41,640 --> 00:10:43,000 Please welcome Mr. 188 00:10:43,200 --> 00:10:44,400 Liu Kim and Mr. 189 00:10:44,600 --> 00:10:46,220 Junichi Takayama. 190 00:10:47,040 --> 00:10:48,040 Shake that. 191 00:10:51,260 --> 00:10:53,260 Hey, Mr. Takayama. 192 00:11:01,980 --> 00:11:05,900 Did you know that China and Japan are actually different countries? 193 00:11:06,520 --> 00:11:07,520 Oh, really? 194 00:11:07,780 --> 00:11:08,980 Hey, that's right. 195 00:11:09,240 --> 00:11:11,940 If you look at map, you can see. 196 00:11:12,420 --> 00:11:18,880 This whole thing is China, and Japan is this little bitty country over here. 197 00:11:19,140 --> 00:11:24,000 And that's why the Japanese always try and take over China. 198 00:11:24,220 --> 00:11:27,890 What? The Japanese rape and kill people in Nanking. 199 00:11:28,110 --> 00:11:31,970 The only thing Japanese love more than killing people is killing themselves. 200 00:11:32,630 --> 00:11:34,890 Suicide rate in Japan sky high. 201 00:11:35,230 --> 00:11:36,230 Fuck you. 202 00:11:36,310 --> 00:11:40,730 Oh, no, I'm a Japanese and I had a bad day. I think I'm going to kill my girl. 203 00:11:43,930 --> 00:11:47,230 Oh, hello, Butters. I wasn't expecting you until 5 .30. 204 00:11:47,590 --> 00:11:50,830 Uh, yeah, Dr. Janice, I wanted to give you something. 205 00:11:51,400 --> 00:11:54,620 You remember how you told me if I got myself on video it might help me with my 206 00:11:54,620 --> 00:11:56,600 problem? Yes, did you catch something? 207 00:11:56,980 --> 00:11:59,260 Well, yeah, I saw you pissing in my face. 208 00:12:02,380 --> 00:12:04,940 Oh, so you're on to me, huh, you little shit? 209 00:12:05,380 --> 00:12:08,740 Huh? What, Inspector Butters figured out I set him up? 210 00:12:09,040 --> 00:12:12,160 Well, no, I just thought it was one of your other personalities trying to 211 00:12:12,160 --> 00:12:15,060 Oh, come on, you think multiple personality disorder is real? 212 00:12:15,360 --> 00:12:18,140 I've been using that to scam this town for seven years. 213 00:12:18,600 --> 00:12:21,780 Now I got to get out of here, thanks to you. But I'm getting one last ice before 214 00:12:21,780 --> 00:12:23,280 I go, and you're going to help me. 215 00:12:25,460 --> 00:12:27,060 Get in there. Move it, asshole. 216 00:12:27,460 --> 00:12:29,240 If this is illegal, we could get arrested. 217 00:12:31,960 --> 00:12:32,960 Oh, Jesus. 218 00:12:35,180 --> 00:12:36,180 They're all idiots. 219 00:12:36,400 --> 00:12:37,620 The vault. Get to the vault. 220 00:12:38,700 --> 00:12:40,140 Come on. Go. Move it. 221 00:12:40,720 --> 00:12:42,440 Get this on and get in that vault. 222 00:12:42,760 --> 00:12:44,060 That's where the real goods are. 223 00:12:45,060 --> 00:12:46,400 Torch that door. Do you hear me? 224 00:12:46,750 --> 00:12:48,710 I'll kill your parents! I'll kill your friends! 225 00:12:48,990 --> 00:12:50,750 I said get that fucking door open! 226 00:12:50,990 --> 00:12:52,090 I'm trying, sir! 227 00:12:56,190 --> 00:12:58,050 Butters? Butters, what are you doing? 228 00:12:59,490 --> 00:13:02,670 What is that, a blowtorch? Put that down! You're having another episode! 229 00:13:03,070 --> 00:13:04,210 What? Butters! 230 00:13:04,450 --> 00:13:07,190 Your name is Butters! Try and remember! 231 00:13:07,570 --> 00:13:12,650 But you said to... You told me to... Oh, boy, you've really done it this time. 232 00:13:12,970 --> 00:13:15,150 I know it's not your fault, but I'm sorry. 233 00:13:15,660 --> 00:13:17,440 I'm going to have to alert the authorities, pal. 234 00:13:20,040 --> 00:13:23,280 You have to try and understand that he can't help what he's doing, officer. 235 00:13:23,840 --> 00:13:27,680 He probably has no memory of it at all. Well, at least everything is accounted 236 00:13:27,680 --> 00:13:30,120 for. Thank God you came when you did, Dr. Janus. 237 00:13:30,320 --> 00:13:31,940 Breaking into a store, Butters? 238 00:13:32,240 --> 00:13:37,320 What are you? Well, I suppose there's no need for jail, Mr. and Mrs. Stotch, so 239 00:13:37,320 --> 00:13:38,720 long as you ground your son. 240 00:13:39,020 --> 00:13:40,820 Oh, we'll ground the shit out of him, detective. 241 00:13:41,040 --> 00:13:42,120 Thank you so much. 242 00:13:46,090 --> 00:13:47,090 Uh, Ralph? 243 00:13:47,290 --> 00:13:49,870 You get the fuck out of my place! 244 00:13:50,210 --> 00:13:51,910 Okay, hold on, hold on, please. 245 00:13:52,290 --> 00:13:53,910 I'm sorry, okay? I'm sorry. 246 00:13:54,150 --> 00:13:57,090 I admit it. I fucked you at the assembly. 247 00:13:57,370 --> 00:14:01,110 How about you and me together do an Asian diversity festival? 248 00:14:01,570 --> 00:14:03,790 Get the fuck out of my car, please! 249 00:14:04,170 --> 00:14:06,110 Please, I admit it, okay? 250 00:14:06,490 --> 00:14:08,470 I fucked you at assembly. 251 00:14:08,870 --> 00:14:12,030 There's no way around it. It was very sneaky. 252 00:14:12,450 --> 00:14:15,010 Kind of like Pearl Harbor, okay? 253 00:14:15,740 --> 00:14:16,960 That was a little sneaky, too. 254 00:14:17,840 --> 00:14:21,280 Pearl Harbor kind of sneaky. I think we can all be a little sneaky sometimes. 255 00:14:22,040 --> 00:14:26,200 But that sneaky Chinese man, he's gone. 256 00:14:26,580 --> 00:14:31,300 Okay? Okay, if we can have an Asian diversity festival, then we no longer 257 00:14:31,300 --> 00:14:33,920 to deal with racial stereotypes. 258 00:14:34,620 --> 00:14:35,620 Please. 259 00:14:37,460 --> 00:14:41,780 Against my better judgment, I will trust you one more time. 260 00:14:42,240 --> 00:14:46,700 But this time, you better not rub your hands together when you turn around to 261 00:14:46,700 --> 00:14:47,539 walk away. 262 00:14:47,540 --> 00:14:48,700 Okay, see you tomorrow. 263 00:14:51,720 --> 00:14:57,280 And at that Asian Diversity Day, you're going to get a real surprise, Japanese 264 00:14:57,280 --> 00:14:58,280 dog. 265 00:15:02,900 --> 00:15:07,860 That does it, you hear me? I am through with all of you. No more postman 266 00:15:07,860 --> 00:15:11,760 butters. No more inspector butters. No more porn star butters. 267 00:15:12,650 --> 00:15:13,169 No more, Professor! 268 00:15:13,170 --> 00:15:14,250 Chaos! And no more! 269 00:15:26,450 --> 00:15:27,449 Butters, please! 270 00:15:27,450 --> 00:15:28,450 It's me, Billy! 271 00:15:28,650 --> 00:15:29,650 You gotta help! 272 00:15:30,910 --> 00:15:35,070 Please, Butters! I've tried to tell old Dr. Janice that we're in danger, but Dr. 273 00:15:35,230 --> 00:15:37,170 Janice doesn't realize there's a problem! 274 00:15:37,450 --> 00:15:40,970 The mean man that lives in our head is trying to take over for good! 275 00:15:41,930 --> 00:15:42,749 Excuse me? 276 00:15:42,750 --> 00:15:43,790 No, no, no, no, no. 277 00:15:44,050 --> 00:15:45,210 Don't call out for help. 278 00:15:46,170 --> 00:15:47,250 He's got a gun. 279 00:15:47,890 --> 00:15:50,530 If you draw any attention, he'll kill us. 280 00:15:50,910 --> 00:15:55,950 Please, Bailey. I'm just a kid, too. I can't help you. No, you can't. But you 281 00:15:55,950 --> 00:15:56,950 know somebody who can. 282 00:15:57,690 --> 00:15:58,690 Inspector Butters. 283 00:15:59,010 --> 00:16:02,930 What? You've got to become Inspector Butters again and help me find out what 284 00:16:02,930 --> 00:16:03,930 mean man wants. 285 00:16:04,070 --> 00:16:07,090 No. You told me not to play Inspector Butters. 286 00:16:07,350 --> 00:16:08,350 You don't understand. 287 00:16:08,450 --> 00:16:10,710 For some reason, the mean man is getting stronger. 288 00:16:11,290 --> 00:16:14,250 You have to help me find out how to stop him. Please! 289 00:16:18,330 --> 00:16:19,330 Tom, 290 00:16:21,070 --> 00:16:25,850 I'm standing in the heart of South Park's Little Tokyo, where the multitude 291 00:16:25,850 --> 00:16:28,110 our town's Chinese are putting on a festival. 292 00:16:28,330 --> 00:16:31,650 Both of them have gone all out to celebrate Asian culture. 293 00:16:31,910 --> 00:16:37,570 The owner of Shitty Walk has actually paid for what he calls a Tower of Peace 294 00:16:37,570 --> 00:16:39,990 symbolize harmony between the two restaurants. 295 00:16:41,700 --> 00:16:43,540 Mr. Takayama, a note for you. 296 00:16:46,140 --> 00:16:48,720 Konnichiwa, my fine Japanese friends. 297 00:16:49,160 --> 00:16:53,380 It's so great that Chinese and the Japanese are finally getting around. 298 00:16:53,860 --> 00:16:57,720 We should take our picture together on top of the Tower of Peace. 299 00:16:58,240 --> 00:17:00,200 I'm up there waiting for you now. 300 00:17:01,740 --> 00:17:04,960 Please, come meet me on top of the Tower of Peace. 301 00:17:05,599 --> 00:17:07,380 It will be really nice. 302 00:17:08,869 --> 00:17:12,770 Yes. And when you get to the top of that tower, you're going to get a little 303 00:17:12,770 --> 00:17:14,510 surprise, you Japanese. 304 00:17:14,950 --> 00:17:15,950 Oh, sorry. 305 00:17:16,349 --> 00:17:18,530 Anyway, see you on top of tower. 306 00:17:27,589 --> 00:17:31,670 Dr. Janice sure has a big house, doesn't he? He's planning on hurting people. I 307 00:17:31,670 --> 00:17:34,550 just know it. It's okay, Billy. We're going to get to the bottom of this. 308 00:17:34,750 --> 00:17:35,750 This is kind of fun. 309 00:17:36,080 --> 00:17:39,040 You're Inspector Butters, and I'm your faithful assistant, Dr. Watson. 310 00:17:39,400 --> 00:17:42,840 All right, Watson. Well, let's find out what we need to and get out of here. 311 00:17:43,100 --> 00:17:44,100 Yeah. 312 00:17:45,120 --> 00:17:46,640 Butters, what are you doing in my house? 313 00:17:47,200 --> 00:17:51,620 Huh? Oh, dear. It's okay, Butters. You just think you're Inspector Butters 314 00:17:51,620 --> 00:17:52,720 now. Oh, man. 315 00:17:53,000 --> 00:17:54,380 Come on. Let's get you home. 316 00:17:55,460 --> 00:17:56,720 Where are you going, Butters? 317 00:17:57,000 --> 00:17:58,000 Oh, come on. 318 00:17:58,320 --> 00:17:59,940 You aren't leaving here, Inspector. 319 00:18:00,680 --> 00:18:01,840 None of you are. 320 00:18:06,470 --> 00:18:08,390 Butters, come on. Try and come back to us. 321 00:18:08,630 --> 00:18:09,950 You can't run forever. 322 00:18:10,610 --> 00:18:12,290 Excuse me. Did someone order a pizza? 323 00:18:12,490 --> 00:18:15,230 Yes, that was me, but I'm a little busy at the moment. I'll be right back. 324 00:18:16,430 --> 00:18:19,050 You'll never turn me in, Inspector Butters. You're dead. 325 00:18:38,220 --> 00:18:39,600 Take over my city walk! 326 00:18:40,980 --> 00:18:43,360 Holy crap, what time is it? Oh, no, I'm right! 327 00:18:50,620 --> 00:18:52,180 What took you so long? 328 00:18:54,120 --> 00:18:59,080 Yes, I'm afraid my tower of peace was a little bit of twickery, Mr. Japanese 329 00:18:59,080 --> 00:19:03,880 Dog. I'm going to put an end to you, and everyone's going to think it's just 330 00:19:03,880 --> 00:19:07,280 because you did what Japanese people love doing most. 331 00:19:07,850 --> 00:19:10,990 No, don't do it. Don't kill yourself, please. 332 00:19:11,990 --> 00:19:13,830 Oh, fuck you. 333 00:19:14,090 --> 00:19:15,990 I'm not trying to kill myself. 334 00:19:16,330 --> 00:19:17,570 No, don't do it, please. 335 00:19:18,110 --> 00:19:19,370 Not my career, bro. 336 00:19:22,570 --> 00:19:24,370 This is South Park Police. 337 00:19:25,190 --> 00:19:26,550 Police? How? 338 00:19:26,890 --> 00:19:28,910 We know the truth, Dr. Janus. 339 00:19:29,190 --> 00:19:31,510 This Chinese rat trying to kill me. 340 00:19:31,770 --> 00:19:34,030 He's not Chinese. He's white. 341 00:19:36,360 --> 00:19:38,100 Your name is Dr. 342 00:19:38,600 --> 00:19:40,620 Janus. You people crazy. 343 00:19:41,120 --> 00:19:42,340 Listen to them. It's true. 344 00:19:42,600 --> 00:19:46,580 Truth hurts, Dr. Janus. Who are you people? Why are you all here? 345 00:19:46,920 --> 00:19:51,080 How could I let myself believe white man was a Chinese? 346 00:19:51,420 --> 00:19:53,560 I have brought shame upon myself. 347 00:19:55,080 --> 00:19:57,900 No, this is racial stereotype. 348 00:20:05,420 --> 00:20:06,880 So you're telling us that Dr. 349 00:20:07,120 --> 00:20:09,760 Janice has been the owner of CityWalk all this time? 350 00:20:10,000 --> 00:20:15,020 That's right. Of all his multiple personalities, the strongest was Lou 351 00:20:15,020 --> 00:20:18,420 we never would have known if it hadn't have been for Inspector Butters. 352 00:20:20,440 --> 00:20:22,980 Thanks. I'm just glad the whole thing is over and done. 353 00:20:23,200 --> 00:20:26,520 Maybe now poor old Dr. Janice can finally get the help he needs. 354 00:20:26,960 --> 00:20:29,080 Yes, Butters. Thanks to you, maybe Dr. 355 00:20:29,320 --> 00:20:31,260 Janice can get back to his real self. 356 00:20:31,740 --> 00:20:33,140 Yes, I'm sure he could. 357 00:20:34,140 --> 00:20:38,370 But... Then again, does the world really need another therapist? 358 00:20:38,850 --> 00:20:39,850 What do you mean? 359 00:20:39,870 --> 00:20:43,970 Well, I mean, would it really be so bad for us to just let him go on thinking 360 00:20:43,970 --> 00:20:45,070 he's Liu Kim forever? 361 00:20:45,430 --> 00:20:50,110 Now that City Sushi is gone, City Walk is the only Chinese restaurant left in 362 00:20:50,110 --> 00:20:51,770 town. Oh, yeah. 363 00:20:52,210 --> 00:20:55,210 Yeah. Let's just let him keep believing he's a Chinese man. 364 00:20:55,670 --> 00:20:57,030 Done. Good. All right. 365 00:20:57,250 --> 00:20:58,250 All right. 366 00:20:58,590 --> 00:21:02,210 Detective, he's asking for a blanket. Is that all right? Go ahead. We're going 367 00:21:02,210 --> 00:21:03,890 to process him and get him back to the restaurant. 368 00:21:15,790 --> 00:21:21,370 Hey, the Japanese people, they're trying to cut down on my shitty walk, but they 369 00:21:21,370 --> 00:21:22,370 never will. 370 00:21:23,710 --> 00:21:28,530 They're probably all watching me. The Japanese, wreck them. 371 00:21:29,830 --> 00:21:31,890 I'm not even going to swat that fry. 372 00:21:32,630 --> 00:21:36,650 They'll see, and they'll say, wow, that is shitty walk owner. 373 00:21:36,950 --> 00:21:40,150 Why, he wouldn't even harm a fry.